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Feb. 21, 2008I hope that girl from Heroes gets a boob job. She'd be hot with biggies.
Sep. 30, 2007I'm wondering if Hillary Duff got implants. She was fat, then skinny, and not sporting some extra cleavage.
Jul. 01, 2007I can't sleep and figured I'd update my site. Whoot.
Mar. 13, 2007Is it a boob job? Or just a lot of duct tape?
Jan. 8, 2007Mannequin boobs are getting bigger! Fake people need boob jobs too!
Nov. 1, 2006It looks to me like Courtney Love has gotten her horrible boob job fixed! They look pretty nice now. Go Courtney!
Oct. 10, 2006Some people give boobs. Others steal boobs.
Jul. 06, 2006Dita Von Teese announces her's are fake and fabulous.
Mar. 30, 2006Would fake boobs burst in space?
Mar. 28, 2006Breaking news: Once lard-butt now skinny Star Jones has a brand new boob job! Maybe I'll like 'the View' more now.
Jan. 23, 2006Jessica Simpson discusses the perks of having boobs.
Dec. 30, 2005Here's great news. Rumor: Angelina Jolie's pregnant?
Oct. 20, 2005I got my first massage yesterday. The woman kept rubbing my "back" - but I felt her palms on the sides of my tits a few times.
Sep. 10, 2005I was watching a rerun of the Miss Teen USA pageant. Anyone notice how many of them have boob jobs? Hahah- little porn starts in training.
Aug. 24, 2005Keep yer boobs cool - the 'cups' on this bikini actually hold water.
Aug. 14, 2005People in Wellington don't like big boobs.
July 30, 2005A Russian man who tried to sit university entrance exams for his sister was caught because his boobs were too big.
July 12, 2005Brazilian bandits steal silicone breast implants.
June 26, 2005I missed church again today. Was too hung over.
June 17, 2005Did you hear that the Runaway Bride got a $500,000 movie deal? Some guy I met in a bar made a movie of us once. But I didn't get any money for it.
May 30, 2005Happy Mammorial Day!!
May 27, 2005I watched 'Team America, World Police' last night on DVD. The mannequin porno is hot. If I was a mannequin, I'd have major wood right now.
May 3, 2005Today I have a nice little zit forming on my nose. It's big, round, and perky - sort of like a boob, but not as lovely.
Apr. 6, 2005Sweet - Now that Charlie Sheen is out of the picture, I can move in on busty Denise!
Mar. 12, 2005dude- my best friend just got new tits too. of course, she decided to get them 1/2 a cup larger than mine, just so that she could be bigger. what a bitch.
Mar. 1, 2005Is it just me, of are all pictures of Paris Hilton HOT?
Feb. 5, 2005I think Brad dumped Jen cuz Jolie has way nicer boobs. Good for him.
Jan. 17, 2005Dammit - I missed the Golden Globes! Maybe I'll just play with my regular flesh-colored ones.
Jan. 8, 2005hmmm. 1pm. back from clubbing relatively early. some white guy gave me his number on a napkin. he was really drunk and stuck his tongue down my throat after we talked for like 5 minutes! what a man-whore.
Dec. 28, 2004 I'm going snow-boarding tomorrow! I'd better dress warm - I don't want my new saline titties to turn into snowcones.
Nov 25, 2004 I've been looking forward to big juicy breasts all month, and now i'm so stuffed with turkey I'm going to pop. Thank God Thanksgiving is only once a year. I need to start a lipo fund now.
Nov 20, 2004 I lost another pair of panties last night. Those things are expensive! Maybe that's why sluts just go without.
Nov 6, 2004 I still can't believe what happened. We get Dick and Bush for 4 more years??
Oct 22, 2004

If you believe that invading Iraq was "payback for 9/11" then you have not read a newspaper in 2 years and are not informed enough to vote. Do a big-titted asian girl a favor and read just ONE article before going to the polls:

75% of US Population Still Believes Saddam Had Al Qaeda Ties
(Yahoo News 10/22/04)

Oct 20, 2004 Some people warned me that after getting implants, my nipples would lose sensation. Let me just say that this is definitely not the case. Now, not only do they respond more than ever - I can even lick them myself!
Oct 14, 2004 Today I read in the paper that the San Diego real estate bubble is about to burst. I hope my new bubbles never burst...
August 20, 2004 The Olympics are seriously boring this year. Except for hottie Amanda Beard of the women's swim team. I can watch her breast-stroke all night.
August 9, 2004 I read today a story about female soldiers in the Army getting breast implants for free. Free boobs? Now that's some fucked up shit.
Jun. 6, 2004 Happy B-Day to Me!! Boob-Day, that is - My big titties are exactly 1 year old!
May 31, 2004 I hope everyone is enjoying the Mammorial Day weekend!
Apr. 1, 2004 New HARDCORE images posted.
Mar. 11, 2004 SPRING BREAK! My biggest yet!
Dec. 4, 2003 To be up-front with any new visitors who may not be abreast the current situation: The site had a large following, and the Boob Fund inflated quite robustly. While I was always perky, I am now a more well-rounded person. I bought my new big tits on June 6th (D-Day). I am full of appreciation for all my fans, you are all quite swell, and my cups runneth over.

You may view the "after" photos. Thanks everyone, for all your support. Every time I look in the mirror, I see your love. Take care - kiss kiss.

June. 26, 2003 The 'after' photos are here. It's technically not porn, but it's close! Thanks again to all my fans and contributors - I wouldn't have these without you.
June. 25, 2003 To everyone who has emailed me demanding 'after' photos: Kel shot a few on Sunday, but they didn't look that great- I will see if she can try again tonight. Check back for after photos tomorrow! Also- never try Mystic Tan- it's terrible. It's not dark enough, and it SMELLS. I'm going to try to grab a real tan this afternoon so as not to blind you all.
June. 10, 2003 My new boobs are awesome- I love them! Today, I was looking in the mirror, and a tear of joy came to my eye. GiveBoobs.com was reportedly heard on 104.1 FM of CT, and is on the front page of Wired.com today.
June. 9, 2003 ok ok- thanks for the 'reminders' about the after photos, but you really have to give this girl a chance to heal up first! They look HUGE, but once the swelling goes down they should be just perfect.

Also, I was featured FOR A FULL MINUTE on CNN today!

June. 6, 2003 everything went fine - I have brought the puppies home and can't wait to play with them. I was nervous all day (all week really) and still haven't gotten a good look at them yet cuz of the bandages. I would say I look like a hot busty mummy, but in actuality I feel like crap and just want to go back to sleep. thank you everyone for all your 'get well soon' letters- I will read the rest tomorrow. more soon-
May 6, 2003 After MUCH effort (and several very creepy doctors), I have scheduled a date for my enlargement. Friday - June 6. Everyone- thanks for the mammaries!
Apr. 25, 2003 Jay Leno mentioned me tonight during his monologue on the Tonight Show! His joke: "Today it was reported that a girl raised $4500 on the internet asking for donations for her boob job. She promised to show everyone who donated an 'after' picture.
Now how is the March of Dimes supposed to compete with that?!"
Apr. 14, 2003 At 6:20 pm, Brian B. put the boob fund over the $4500 mark! My boobs would like to thank everyone who sent support and contributions. Please check back for updates and 'after' photos!

Maxim Magazine was sweet enough to link to me from their site, pushing the boob fund over the top. If you want to continue to help out, please use their suggest a babe form to nominate me to be in a future issue. They helped so much - perhaps they would be curious to see the results of their efforts? At 5 feet tall, I'm no model, but I do have nice fat lips!

Apr. 11, 2003 My interview is in the Courier-Journal of Louisville, Kentucky! I don't know much about Kentucky, but contrary to popular belief, eating greasy food like KFC will not give you big boobs. Order the Family Value Bucket if you want a big ass.
Apr. 10, 2003 Dozens of viewers report that I am linked from Maxim Magazine Online! Thanks, Maxim- I will be sure to send you an 'after' pic to show you the results of your generosity. Of course, you are free to shoot one for yourselves!
Apr. 9, 2003 Erakles reports that GiveBoobs.com was written about in "L'Espresso" of Italy! Which reminds me- I've got to go grab some coffee to help make me nice and perky this morning.
Apr. 8, 2003 I rented the 8 Mile DVD last night. Be sure to catch the 'Superman' video at the end. Rap music and big nekkid boobs - it's the feel good movie of the year.
Apr. 5, 2003 Not much going on today - I'm headed to the gym.
Apr. 1, 2003 Due to the many requests I have received, I have posted an uncropped photo of my face. Kiss kiss-
Mar. 28, 2003 Heather reports that giveboobs.com was mentioned in Stitches, a magazine for physicians! Welcome, Doctors- I have two things to discuss with you!
Mar. 24, 2003 A message to our troops in Iraq: Be brave and safe, and please hurry home. I have dedicated a photo to you.
Mar. 20, 2003 Rafael reports truly titilating news: I'm in the current issue of Texas Technology Magazine! Well, it's not Playboy, but it's probably the best an A-cup girl can hope for.
Mar. 19, 2003 Anyone catch tonight's Survivor? Am I the only one that can't stop staring at Heidi Strobel's boobs?
Mar. 16, 2003 For once, I stayed in from clubbing Saturday just so I could watch Saturday Night Live. It had both Christina and Salma as guests! They should rename that show to Saturday Night Softcore.
Mar. 13, 2003 Martin L. emailed me to let me know he ordered the free mature dvd and then sold it on eBay for almost $14! When it comes to breasts, everybody wins.
Mar. 10, 2003 I don't have any exciting breast-related weekend news. The only thing I can think of is that I destroyed one of my bras in the wash- I accidentally put one in the drier and it came out all lumpy. Now it looks like I have 5 nipples per boob.
Mar. 4, 2003 HAPPY MARDI GRAS!!! Me and my girls didn't make it out to New Orleans this year, but next year we have BIG plans!
Feb. 28, 2003 Awesome news: Robert N. reported that my boobs made headlines in 'NettAvisen Spray' of Norway. I checked it out- it's totally sweeet cuz it's right under the picture of my idol Christina Aguilera giving everyone the middle-finger!
Feb. 26, 2003 Giveboobs.com was spotted today in 'The Metro' (pg 15), a paper for my UK friends commuting by train or bus! Public transportation is excellent. It saves gas, saves the planet, and lets you save money for the two little things in life that really matter.
Feb. 23, 2003 Tonight on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!" Melissa Rivers and Nikki Ziering talked candidly about their breast implants. This was pretty exciting news to me, since up to now Melissa had fooled my saline-sensors.
Feb. 20, 2003 I changed the 'Pictures of Fake Breasts' section a little on the Fun Stuff page - let me know if there are any problems viewing these juicy pictures. Also, Elliot and his wife Lisa emailed me letting me know they watched the free DVD on Valantine's Day and it has permanently revved up their love life! What can I say- I am a crusader for romance.
Feb. 17, 2003 I hope everyone had a fun Valentine's Day weekend - the young couple next door sure did! Oh, and I'm certainly glad the weather is finally warming up. The heater in my car broke a few months back, and I am totally tired of nippin' all the way to work.
Feb. 13, 2003 Only Frederique could sabotage a game by 'forgetting' to wear a sports bra! Beady eyes and a big rack- I knew that skank was The Mole ever since the first bounce!!
Also, I'm in the NY Times today.
Feb. 12, 2003 Special thanks to Fox 29 News for flashing my boobies in San Antonio. Also, GiveBoobs.com made it into the "Ekstra Bladet," (a newspaper of Denmark). From the looks of things, this girl might Texas-size her "maelke junger" soon!
Feb. 10, 2003 My tits are on the front page of Nerve.com! I was also pleasantly surprised to read about myself in this month's Glamour mag (pg. 49). Certainly not the most positive mentions to date, but publicity is publicity ;)
Feb. 6, 2003 Valentine's Day is right around the corner - if you have a special someone to watch it with, consider the free video. If you don't have a special someone to watch it with, consider the free video. Also, I watched Celebrity Mole again yesterday- it is totally the best show on TV! Frederique running - 'nuff said.
Feb. 3, 2003 GiveBoobs made "De Standaard" newspaper of Belgium, and there is buzz that GiveBoobs MAY be mentioned in the NY Times and Glamour soon! Sweeeeeeet.
Jan. 30, 2003 GiveBoobs was heard on the WB's The Daily Buzz! No other news to report today. Did you watch American Idol last night? Julia DeMato has chart-topping boobies!
Jan. 29, 2003 The site was mentioned in "the Oregonian" newspaper of Portland and a tabloid in the UK (not sure if that's good news)! Also, check out all the ripe new breasts in the fun stuff section.
Jan. 26, 2003 I received reports that GiveBoobs.com made WebUser magazine in the UK, radio in South Africa, and another newspaper in China. People of the world, let us drop our weapons and unite under a common cause...
Jan. 25, 2003 40 people played the 'Where is Michel' game this week. Wade W. and Regina S. both answered correctly - my boobs were at the beautiful Sunset Cliffs of San Diego.
Jan. 23, 2003 The site has apparently stirred up chat on boards at DealMac.com and AllAboutPlasticSurgery.com! And today, 'Chev67' was surpassed in non-boob generosity by 'Msurmint' who gave $250 with the catch that it NOT be added to the boob fund. I guess I'm headed back to the mall!
Jan. 21, 2003 Visitors report the site was mentioned on BruneiDirect, Shnittshow, and Star 100.7! Also, we have a new leader- 'Virgo' gave a bra-busting $1000.
Jan. 18, 2003 I posted a beach photo. Are you a beach buff? Check out the fun stuff section to guess where I am.
Jan. 17, 2003 Jake W. sent me 14 pics of his girlfriend's new boobies. Thanks! Excellent shape and size (and no, I will not forward them to anyone). Also, the site was mentioned in E-Week, and apparently made headlines in Rio - to celebrate, I feel a Brazillian wax is appropriate.
Jan. 15, 2003 K.S. gave a breast-boosting $300!
Jan. 14, 2003 Scattered reports of parody sites appearing. Bring 'em! - This chick is often imitated, never duplicated.
Jan. 11, 2003 "Simon" created an animated button to help get the word out (it's at the bottom of this page too). Thanks dude- you got mad skillz.
Jan. 10, 2003 Enthusiastic fans report the site was mentioned on Fox News in NYC, Howard Stern, and NBC News in San Diego. Bob and Tom of the Bob and Tom Show, you guys are awesome for repeatedly mentioning the site - me and my boobies thank you.
G.K. showed his love by adding the largest single contribution yet- $250.
Jan. 9, 2003 THANK YOU all for your emails! I tried foolishly to answer every one I got yesterday, but I couldn't keep up. My mailbox filled up, so if your email got returned, I am sorry! I am doing my best!
Jan. 8, 2003 HOLY CRAP! Getting 1000 hits every 15 minutes-sorry if the site crashes. I want to give special thanks to the Register UK, Ananova, MSNBC, and anyone else who featured the site this morning!
Dec. 30, 2002 Jackie contributed by auctioning a GiveBoobs donation on eBay! RiverBoy3's winning bid put the Boob Fund in the positive!
Dec. 29, 2002 Someone offered to pay for half of the boob job if I pose nude for his web site. Thanks dude, but a girl with just ONE big boob ain't sexy!
Dec. 19, 2002 The site has been relaunched with a better host! I hope this increases traffic. The free video link is working again!
Dec. 17, 2002 Bought the domain name, waiting for activation. Added the leg photo to the 'gallery' section.
Dec. 16, 2002 Still having problems with sp hosting. Thinking about buying a real domain name. Will need to change all the graphics -eek!
Dec. 5, 2002 PayPal completed. The site launched today! Welcome! Is anyone here?
Nov. 28, 2002 Still working on site. HTML tables SUCK. Decided to start this announcements section to track my progress.













  last updated: February 21, 2008