Here I post funny emails. I may or may not post hate mail! Keep emailing!

God I love big knockers! You better believe I will contribute. Big Boobs are always a good time, especially on old women!

Sheepdog - Logan, Ohio

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response: I'll be sure to take a topless photo for you in 2066.

Good luck. I gave you one dollar US. It is obvious that you shave your arm pits. Do you shave "down there" too?

Trey

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response: YES I DO! My legs are very smooth - thanks for asking.

-Kristina

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response: Thanks, Chicki. With my new boobs, and your new trampoline, all we need is a camcorder.

When I was little my mom used to breast feed my sister and I (we're twins) at the same time. Well, since my mom always thought my sis was cuter than me (cause she was plump and rosy cheeked), when guests came over to see the babies my mom would always show them my sister and bury my head against her boobs so they couldn't see how fugly I was.

Fan, Andreas

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response: Wow, sad story. But having your head burried in boobs doesn't sound so bad.

i preffer the term chin rests. me and all the guys at christian county high school are in great anticipation for your new boobies!

trev

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response: High School? Christian? First I will be going to jail. Then I will be going to hell.

I just sent you $6.38. That's all my husband and I had left in our checking account. The cheap bastard hasn't brought me a flower in YEARS, and he refuses to pay for my boob job. To teach him a lesson I've decided to drive him bankrupt for your cause.

Love, Denise W.

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response: Men, take note: Flowers once a week.

Good luck with you new boobs.
and a Boob haiku

breasts so firm and big
Make me Happy like a kid
Naked Boobs are best

Joe M.

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response: Very good, Grasshopper. You are well on your way to true enlightenment...

At first I thought, "what a little b*$@!..." but as I kept looking through your site I found myself laughing over & over again! Good luck with your boobies!

Lisa E.

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response: Hi, Lisa. Thanks for writing, but please don't be scared to say it - our freedom of speech should be celebrated and utilized. It's B-I-T-C-H. One day I might be a BBB (Big Breasted Bitch).

I too know what it is like to feel inadequate in an area for which there is no control. But don't you desire to live in a world where people didn't care about that stuff, even so I would want to get bigger, how about you? Good luck to you!

OnThePot

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response: Here's my version of a perfect world: all the guys are studs and carry surfboards, and no girls would want implants because their boobs are naturally big and round!

(and there is no war and I am Queen)

rob

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response: Awww, that is so much sweeter than the ones I get where I'm from Nantucket. Thanks, Rob!

My girlfriend just got hers done, they are great. I was against it at first, not anymore!

Ronnie P.

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response: Hey thanks- Give your girl's new boobies a quick squeeze for me!

You have a superhero cat! "Princess Love" - so perfect! If you were a superhero too, what would your name be? Good luck!

Gina

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response: Right now, the name "WonderBra Woman" might be appropriate. If I get the procedure, I may have to change my name to "DoubleDiva" or maybe "Flash."

I agree with you- I think big augmented breasts look great. However, you seem like a very intelligent and educated lady. Don't you think getting breast implants is a little superficial?

Zion

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response: I don't know how to explain it. I am both intelligent AND superficial.

I would have contributed because I think big boobs are hot, But THen I noticed you never show your face on the site. Thats probabbly because you are ugly. Isn't it? I can't contribute if you are ugly. That would be a waste.

Carson W.

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response: You had me at 'hello.'

Don't go down the surgical route to fill out your sweater, just buy a smaller sweater.

Kevin O.

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response: The last time I asked "Does this sweater make my tits look bigger?" the sales lady at Baby Gap called security.

This seems just like buying stock in a company. Will I become a shareholder to your new breasts? How is the market outlook, and what sort of return can I expect from buying in? I am very interested in investing.

Barry

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response: I would say in this relatively flat economy my boobs should definitely be seen as a robust high-volume growth stock, but one that will be privately held only.

All the girls in my family are flat-chested. A few weeks after I got my boob job (I didn't tell anyone), we had a family reunion. I took a jar of some cold cream with me and took my sisters into another room... I took off my shirt and said "I have been using this cream, and check THESE out!!" They freaked out and grabbed my jar of generic cold cream and started to write down the name of it and stuff... I thought they were going to kill each other grabbing for that cream. I started laughing SO hard... then it slowly dawned on them what I had done. Then they were a bit jealous... a few weeks later my little sister got hers done, and my other sisters are saving their money.

Charli

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response: perhaps the funniest story sent to me yet. no smart-ass response needed.

Of course in the human theatre, there is no way one simple phrase will suffice for long. The snobby, upper ridge cave dwellers wished to show how intelligent they were and wanted to change it. To do this, they avoided the simplistic "ta-ta" and made it two different sounds, the first "hooo" the second "tas." "Tas" remained from before to become a common linguistic link. The new word became "hoo-tas" today we say "hooters." Ironically it has kept the meaning of "place to eat" since the restaurant "Hooters" was established, fine and fun dining. What else is there to say.

Robert, Cincinnati

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-Les

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response: ;) clever- thanks!

I stumbled upon your website and I would like to have my name added to your celebrity list since you obviously missed it. I'm Laetitia Casta, I used to model for Guess? Good luck with your fund..you'll love them.

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Sincerely, Burt Reynolds

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Ze, Boob ergonomics consultant wannabe

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response: Well good luck with that. If you put it on the front it will be easier to reach.

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response: thanks so much for visiting my site.

How did you make your breasts bigger in the photo? You must be very good at photo manipulation. Can I send you a photo of my girlfriend so you can make her boobs look bigger?

Thanks- Stephan
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response: that image took me DAYS to adjust. I can try to give your girlfriend a 'digital boob job,' but I advise against it. She'll probably get mad.